Milkshake...-Kelis

In the interest of having something worthy to "blah-blah-blog" about, and hopefully prevent the onset of some life-threatening malady, I got a mammogram yesterday.  It wasn't as bad as I thought it might be. 


I have read some pretty funny descriptions of the actual breast exam that were e-mailed to me, that both made me laugh and cringe at the same time.  The stories compared the exam to slamming your breast in the freezer door, lowering the garage door on your boobs, stretching your breasts into another room... big fun.

In reality, the exam took less than 15 minutes, and I feel like "the girls" fared well.  I wanted to take some pictures to post, but it wasn't pretty.  And you can bet I won't be hoppin' to the IHOP for pancakes for breakfast in the near future, either!

Here is the "Most Awesome Jack Black" demonstrating the machine, instead.  What a trooper! 

I will find out the results by tomorrow.  Since this was my first mammogram ,(I know, I'm BAD), the technician said they may have to do some extra ultrasound exams to really get an idea of the "girls' status".  I told her Facebook says they're "married".

I hope someone reads this and gets a mammogram, and that everything is fine.  Take this as a "sign" to schedule one.